What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?