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The horn section.
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Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why don't the McDonald'sĀ® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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