What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the smallest lion?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
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