What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What cartoon character loves insects?

How do you compliment a cat?