Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What bird is always sad?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

People are so hard on car mechanics.