What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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