What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?