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Where does water do all its banking?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?