Wanna hear a joke about paper?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What is the most adorable season?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's the most masculine animal?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What are baby potatoes called?

Guitarists are so stressed out.