Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What musical instrument is the best typist?