Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
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