Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
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Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
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How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
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Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which singer could always break a five?
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