Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
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