Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
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Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why was the storm actually calm?
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