What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Which state is the cleanest?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?