How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What tea do footballers drink?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was the horse so happy?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?