Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

This candy bar is a real home run.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?