What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?