How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Which music festival was full of lumber?