What sport is always getting in trouble?

What animal loves a baseball game?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a smelly horse?