What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?