How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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