How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
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