How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
How do automobiles fly?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!