Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?