What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
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