What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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