What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What ocean creature can you never see coming?