Why was the broom late for school?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why was the cow afraid?