Where was Noah born?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What siblings are always sad?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

How do amoebas make calls?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?