What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How long will dinner be?

Where do stars go to college?