What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?