What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Who won the race between two balls of string?