What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is winter considered holy?
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