What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How do you make a bandstand?