What's black and white and red all over?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Who granted the fish a wish?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call an old snowman?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?