What kind of bird can write?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?