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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?