Which plant has the best roar?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why are books always so angry?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What's the most determined bird?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?