What do you call a cow with two legs?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Which is the worst season?

What time of day was Adam created?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?