What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What nationality are most fish?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What fairy loves to count?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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