What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What makes music in your hair?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
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