What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
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