What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Which relative loves rice?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?