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What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What animals make the best students?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?