What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?