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My leaf blower doesn't work.

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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?