Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How long do chickens work?

What's the most determined bird?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What animal knows kung fu?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?