How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What is an archer's favorite store?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?