What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
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What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
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