Why are skeletons so calm?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a bat's favorite game?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call a short cow?