What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

It's allergy season again?