What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?