What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
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What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
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