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Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What words make the best athletes?

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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?