What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?