What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?