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Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Someone stole my mood ring!

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?