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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

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