Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?