Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?