What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?