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Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call an old snowman?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why was the cow afraid?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?