What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why was the horse so happy?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why do Olympians never overheat?