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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

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Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

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What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

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