Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?