Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do you get when two plants kiss?