What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do fish do at parades?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?