Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

When do cows get tired?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a dog's favorite city?