When do flowers get their workout in?

What's the politest month?

Why are winter days great?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a Zen egg?