What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?