What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Where would you find an elephant?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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