What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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