Why are cats good at playing video games?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?