What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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