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Your neigh-bor.
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What's the scariest letter?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
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What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
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Where are average things manufactured?
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