Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's the politest month?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What fish only swims at night?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?