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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

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What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

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What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

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