You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What game do cows play at parties?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why do math teachers love March?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?