What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why is a computer so smart?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why was the bunny upset?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?