Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

How do hurricanes see?