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What do jokesters study in college?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How do billboards talk?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

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