Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Where do stars go to college?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How can you make 7 even?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How did the tree get lost?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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