Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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