Why are English teachers so smart?

Why did the echo get detention?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Where do actors go to pray?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Where do polar bears vote?