Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?