Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What building always gets stains on it?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?