Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you make antifreeze?
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