Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Which animal will never go bald?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why don't wolves like fast food?