Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?