What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a bear's favorite movie?