Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?