Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a dog in space?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?