Why do trees try new things so often?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do fairies always drink?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?