Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What condiment has wings?

What do you call two birds in love?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How do you arrest a pig?