How do fall and winter say hello?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?