Why is winter considered holy?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?