What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?