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How does cardboard get its workout in?

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Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a greedy elf?