What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?