Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why was the cat so small?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?