What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?