Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Families are like fudge.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What are you studying in math?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?