Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which family member has tusks?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
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