Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?