Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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