Why did the cow go to outer space?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Who invented fractions?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?