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Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?