What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?