What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why was the spider so smart?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?