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He pulled a mussel.
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What famous scientist will try anything?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
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