What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do fairies always drink?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the politest month?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
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