What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
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