Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why is a doctor always calm?