What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
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What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
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