How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?