Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Which president loved to take baths?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?