What kind of books do boats write?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do cats wear to work?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?