What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do jokesters study in college?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?