What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

People are so hard on car mechanics.