What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What fish only swims at night?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How do vampires get around on Halloween?