Why did the goal post get angry?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's the most determined bird?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Where do polar bears vote?