Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?