Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why did the computer run out of money?