Where do automobiles have picnics?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?