What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of books do boats write?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?