What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?