Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?