What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?