What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
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Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
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