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How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What is a plant's favorite college course?