What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?