I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?