What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?